If you're heading to Ireland, Australia or Italy, you'd better behave - according to the easyCar World Driving Report 2006, they have the most highly enforced traffic laws in the world. Although Italy is also reckoned to have the fastest driving! And did you know that the Belgian motorway system is the only man-made structure on Earth that's visible from the Moon at night? Or that calling a German traffic cop an idiot can cost you a maximum fine of €1550?

The report, compiled by Stelios and his rental company, has gathered the views of motorists visiting the top 20 worldwide holiday destinations. Among its 21 downloadable pages are not just the survey results, but also useful advice for visiting Brit drivers and some intriguing trivia. I've got one major worry, though. How can you trust any report that reckons the Belgians are the most aware drivers?