The past three days have seen me travel the full length of England, from just North of Brighton to Gretna and back, a process which can have its tedious spells. Fortunately, reading the back end of trucks can relieve the monotony. A few highlights written in the dirt included "No valuables carried on this vehicle - driver married" and "your skid stops here" on the back of a Moffett Mounty. My favourite was included in the sign writing on the back of this timber merchant's truck, offering Computerised Cad Design!