Some of us just haven’t got a clue. Gary Megson, Bolton Wanderers boss, was looking for sympathy as the much maligned transfer window system was brought up. The BBC reported this response: “If a haulage company wanted a new lorry,” he moaned, “and someone said in September you cannot have one until January, it would not be allowed."
That’s right mate, you'd have to wait until the summer.

Gary Megson, yesterday, has to wait for a new lorry.