Don't fancy yours much mate...Yes Biglorryblog's 'Good Man in Africa' Jerry Burley is back on the case awith this cautionary tale. "This will teach one to go photographing trucks after a casual 'elbow-bend'. Took a bit of persuading to get him out - I think he was trying to nick Allards spanners, which is not an unusual occurrence here. We filled a mate's tent up with squashed oranges and left the flysheet open on a fishing trip in the bush once, which encouraged a couple of these into his tent. I think I've lost the photos now but I remember some unprintable language resulted......particularly as one of them left a slightly second-hand breakfast behind in his hurry to leave. We found it funny anyway."

Give the lad a go with the spanners Jerry, most fitters look worse than that after a few years underneath trucks.